You Can’t Get There From Here 2016

You Can’t Get There From Here by Pat Cook
Lake Whitney Arts Association, July 9-17, 2016
Directed by Jennifer Patin

The Mavis Garner Bed and Breakfast is not the sort of place you’d find on a freeway or even a map. That’s because they get most of the customers from cars disabled when they hit the pothole on Main Street. Scandal-sheet reporter Arthur Lyman decides to do an expose on the pothole “scam” and checks into the bed and breakfast. During his stay, he’s fined eight times, dragged across town by the local watchdog and fired from his job. What else could he do but fall in love with one of the proprietors! When his boss shows up and takes over the story, he’s treated to scenes from Shakespeare, slipshod seances and a witch who can’t keep her hexes straight.

Cast

Liz ……. Kitty Marbut
Myrtle ……. Cindy Parks
Ann ……. Maddie Hoffman
Arthur ……. Thayne Olsen
Queenie ……. Bailey Jay
Delores Van Damm ……. Carole Jay
Horace McClintock ……. Shannon Maddox

Crew

Stage Manager ……. Kirk Bonner
Assistant Stage Manager ……. Julie Uptmore
Sound Technician ……. Christi Coverdale
Light Technician ……. Rebecca Strange
Sound Design ……. Cindy Parks
Light Design ……. Rebecca Strange
Set Design & Construction ……. Rebecca Strange, Cindy Parks
Set Dressers ……. Kitty Marbut, Kirk Bonner, Julie Uptmore